Monday, July 22, 2013

You think the Internet is offensive? Try watching someone fist-fuck a prostitute...

Airstrip One has landed.

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/uk-seeks-automatic-blocks-online-porn-6C10707624

I want the Internet to be as raunchy as it can be.  I want to walk through the Red Light district of Amsterdam.  (I have, several times, btw... once unintentionally with my young daughter who asked "Why is that lady sitting in the window in her underwear?")

I survived. So did she.  (Although it was funny throwing lit cigarettes and money to the bums. They are quite acrobatic for disabled people...)

I want bacon, I want cigars, I want to eat things that I'm not "supposed to eat."  Give me dolphin or give me baby harp seal!

That bison steak at "Tender" in the Luxor in Vegas was pretty awesome. Although the sider-ways Wonka-vator trip back to the room left something to be desired...

(EDIT:  For anyone not familiar, "Airstrip One" is the name George Orwell gave to Great Britain in his dystopian future novel 1984. )




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