Royal "Who Gives a Shit?"

CNN posts in giant letters on their site “BREAKING NEWS” “ROYAL BABY ON THE WAY”

I

DO

NOT

CARE

Other than hoping she, along with thousands of other mothers today, has a healthy delivery,

I

DO

NOT

CARE

I did not even use the contraction “don’t” in that statement.

I suppose in the vacuum of news, of people dying in Syria, car crashes on the freeways of the U.S., poisonings in India, or just stabbing each other in the eye with pencils…

This is newsworthy?

My ancestors fought a revolution in order to NOT care about the monarchy.

CNN, please follow suit.